Best # 60+ Funny Valentines Day Quotes



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Best 60+ Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine.  -Author Unknown
"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
I would have asked for your number, and I wouldn’t have been able to wait twenty-four hours before calling you and saying, “Hey, how about… oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie… for as long as we both shall live?” – You’ve Got Mail
'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'

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Funny happy Valentines Day Quotes
Funny happy Valentines Day Quotes

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."
"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.  -Albert Einstein
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.  -Jon Stewart
I used to think that my life was perfect until I met you. You showed me all that was missing without a wonderful woman in my life. Happy Valentine’s Day and I’ll love you always. – Latin Times
‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon  -Author Unknown

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Funny happy Valentines Day Quotes
Funny happy Valentines Day Quotes

Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.
I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day.  -Mo Rocca
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
If you live to a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. – Winnie the Pooh
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!  -Mike Birbiglia
To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!

Funny happy Valentines Day Quotes
Funny happy Valentines Day Quotes
It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together … and I knew it. – Tom Hanks, Sleepless In Seattle
I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.  -Tracy Smith
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That’s what I hope to give you forever. – The Notebook
‘Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.’
I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
"Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too."
You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there’s a life after that, I’ll love you then. – Cassandra Clare, City of Glass
“Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life”
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